Cancer Cell Definitions

Below are some new words/definitions that Mensa students were asked to come up with. Every year they are issued the challenge of finding a word, removing, adding or changing ONE letter of it and then writing a new definition for their new word. These are some of them and I have chosen the ones from the list that could SOOOO easily apply to so many of the Internet Cancer Cells I write about. Have fun - and see if any apply to you! lol And read the words carefully so you see where the change was made.



Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Karmageddon: It's when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, and then the Earth explodes, and it's a serious bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.


Personally, I really like Bozone! lol SOOOO true, especially for Internet Cancer Cells.